My name is Bruce Fein. I am the author of 2 very funny illustrated oxymoron books.
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You'll love this very funny collection of oxymoronic humor for people of all ages. SEE: Return to sender, draw a blank, pretty ugly, criminal lawyer, military intelligence and many more... All pictures are in dazzling color.

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Oxymorons

Bruce is a man who looks at life with a somewhat unusual sense of humor.

He seems to find humor in the strangest places. That’s what has motivated him to focus on the subject of oxymorons. 

An oxymoron is a smart saying which at first appears foolish.  “That’s right up my alley”, he says.